Breaking the ice

  • Do you have any pets? Yes, yes, I do. An orange fluffball called Millie (Millicent aka Millie Muppet aka Millicent Moo)
  • What was the last book you read? The last book I finished was “How to Eat Like a Hot Chick”. I am now stuck in the middle of “Emma”.
  • Do you like to cook? Yep, I’m the next Nigella Lawson.
  • What’s your favourite food? I’ll just assume you meant “foods”… chocolate, fresh dates, peanut butter and honey on soy and linseed toast, pizza, mangoes, sushi… *salivates*
  • Have you ever met a famous person? Yes… I’ve met many a C-grade star… with a handful of B-grades slipped in for good measure… and one or two A-listers.
  • How old are you? Old enough.
  • What do you do on Sundays? Groceries. Party animal!
  • What is your motto? I have a few, depending on which personality has taken the reigns. They range from “I always wanted to be a procrastinator… never got ’round to it”, to “Only do what makes you happy”, to “Just Do It”.
  • What two things could you not do when you were a child, but you can do now? Run… and put on mascara without fluttering my eyelashes.
  • What’s something you do well? Bitch.
  • Would you like to be famous? Of course… minus the naked crotch shots and rehab.
  • What is your goal in life? Happiness.
  • When do you feel best? I’m disgustingly perky in the morning thanks to Billy Blanks (Tae Bo) and a big filthy bowl of cereal, fruit and skim milk.

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